Christmas Vikings

Unsure what to request as a holiday gift? Vikings are this year's hot accessory.

Thanks to your Viking, snow removal will no longer be a problem: the heat from his manly chest will cause it to flee in terror.

Boy trouble? Not after your Viking deals with him.

Slick roads? No problem! He'll pull you on his wolf-drawn sled...

Or carry you pillion on his eight-legged steed.

He'll even deal with those pesky historical accuracy snobs.

Best of all, when next year's shopping season hits, he's got you covered.

Come to think of it, why don't you ask for two Vikings? That way you can share one with me.

1 comment:

  1. Okay I am becoming an addict of your blog spot! Lori I cannot go on without your amazing tales so keep 'em coming. :)