Unsure what to request as a holiday gift? Vikings are this year's hot accessory.
Thanks to your Viking, snow removal will no longer be a problem: the heat from his manly chest will cause it to flee in terror.
Boy trouble? Not after your Viking deals with him.
Slick roads? No problem! He'll pull you on his wolf-drawn sled...
He'll even deal with those pesky historical accuracy snobs.
Come to think of it, why don't you ask for two Vikings? That way you can share one with me.