How to Be a Mediocre Boyfriend

The internet is teeming with articles on relationships, but a recent series of Google searches revealed a glaring omission.

"How to Be a Good Boyfriend": 508,000 results
"How to Be a Better Boyfriend": 61,900 results
"How to Be the Best Boyfriend": 272,000 results
"How to Be a Mediocre Boyfriend": 0 results

Fear not, internet denizens. I’m here to help.

First of all, the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach, so it’s important to show that you can provide for her.

Next, always aim to be courteous. Even a small gesture can make a lasting impression.

Gifts can also be an important part of a dating relationship. Use these to show that you’re thinking about her – and they’ll also help keep you on her mind.

One-on-one time is essential for the formation of deep bonds, so plan dates where you’ll have plenty of uninterrupted togetherness.

As you converse with your girlfriend, remember the power of compliments. Say nice things about her appearance, her friends, and so forth.

Above all, be honest and don’t try to hide your feelings.

There you have it. Go forth in mediocrity!

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