Groundhog Lies

My mother told me a number of untruths over the years.


This has resulted in a series of epiphanies as time has gone by.


The latest revelation came last year when I was in the faculty lounge at the school where I teach.




(Later...)


I always knew that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny weren't real. But this was something else.




Oh well. At least I'll always have the chance of an early spring.