Literary Love Coupons

I was significantly underwhelmed when I recently saw an online deal for a "Customizable Love Coupon Book." The entries -- for things like celebrating a second Valentine's Day and sending sappy text messages -- have the all the charm of a perplexed and hormone-driven adolescent.

The booklet's makers would do well to learn from the true masters of romance: the authors of ages past. To this end, I offer the following literary love coupons. Feel free to print and present to a special person in your life.